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I have a group of eco-terrorists who want to limit the amount of $CO_{2}$ the world puts out drastically: by poisoning oil fields so that the oil becomes unuseable, or at least forever uneconomical to pump up.

Unfortunately, I haven't yet thought of a way to do this, not even with unrealistic wealth and technical capabilities. Burning it underground or having it "eaten" by bacteria or so would just output the $CO_{2}$ immediately. Injecting water into the field is used as a way to get more production out of it.

Injecting sulfur to make the quality of the oil low? We get sulfur from oil in the first place, so there is a way to get it out, and there will be a market for all that sulfur because there is an eco-terrorist group buying all of it...

I guess my best bet is another chemical that makes the oil too dangerous/uneconomical to use but can't be easily extracted from the oil. That exists in sufficient quantities to poison at least a small oil field.

Another option is to make the field inaccessible somehow, making it impossible to have wells there, but I don't know how.

Any ideas?

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    It doesn't have to be "at least forever uneconomical". If it were to happen now for a period of a few years (~20?), renewable energy sources would skyrocket, making oil on large scale obsolete. – Martijn Jun 10 '16 at 13:04
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    What about some pseudobiologycal way to polymerize it? It would turn oil fields into solid blocks of plastic and they could only be mined like solid goods. – mg30rg Jun 10 '16 at 14:08
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    I feel as if it would be easier for them to just pump up the oil themselves and store it in a secret location... – Waterlimon Jun 10 '16 at 14:13
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    You do realize that pisoning an entire well requires unrestricted access to said well, as well as ridiculously large amounts of chemicals. Not to mention that some pockets of oil are only tapped into using pumps, or even oil rigs. How would you poison those? – AndreiROM Jun 10 '16 at 14:42
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    You may find inspiration from Ice 9, which was created by a fictitious scientist in Kurt Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle. – Lumberjack Jun 10 '16 at 15:23
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    Throw in some olivine, one of the most abundant minerals, and the co2 produced by bacteria is mineralized. After time you have a co2 rock instead of an oil field. – Josh Vander Hook Jun 10 '16 at 15:27
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    "Poisoning" a well... or 10... or 100... or even 1000... wouldn't make a dent in the oil supply. The Bakken formation, for example, is 200,000 sq miles in size, and thats just one of several such areas in the US. – GrandmasterB Jun 10 '16 at 16:12
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    It occurs to me that I don't really want to help develop this idea at all. – The Nate Jun 10 '16 at 19:09
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    What are they gonna do about coal? – Random832 Jun 10 '16 at 19:50
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    What if OP is actually planning on doing this but WB is the only non-suspicious place to ask how? 0.0 – Dessa Simpson Jun 10 '16 at 20:10
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    "Economical" depends on oil supply. The closer they are to peak oil, the more attractive stuff like Bakken shale becomes. (It's a dirty little secret of the oil biz.) Are they at peak oil? How much oil is left? What is the demand like? If demand goes up with decreasing supply, it will be profitable for them to decontaminate the oil, like the US is currently paying Canada to do with its Tar Sands. – Ber Jun 11 '16 at 16:47
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    If a lot of oil is left, it will be uneconomical to contaminate it. A guy tried to do this with the world silver market in the 70s by buying up all the world's silver, and it did not work. (possibly inspired by Goldfinger...) it prompted a boom in silver production. – Ber Jun 11 '16 at 16:50
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    Nice try, Greenpeace. – Aaron Lavers Jun 13 '16 at 08:50
  • Actually, the idea of those ecoterrorists using something that's extremely detriminal to the environment (like releasing oil-eating bacteria that would release carbon dioxide or sulphuric acid from the oil) would make for a great story. Best of all, it would mean that you'd avoid any environmental messages - everyone can agree that those people are completely insane and no matter their "good intentions", must be stopped. – Luaan Jun 13 '16 at 13:38
  • @VirtualDXS If your suspicion is true the OP will learn that this idea is extremely expensive and highly impractical if not downright impossible to execute. – O.M.Y. Jun 13 '16 at 13:58
  • Is it just me or do there seem to be a lot of duplicated answers below? Radiation & bacteria seem to be the dominant themes. – O.M.Y. Jun 13 '16 at 13:58
  • Because we still require Oil we would just need to spend more money and more Co2 in advancing the drilling techniques to get to the non-poisoned fields. You can only conquer supply by minimizing demand (think on how drugs or weapons get traded) – BlueWizard Jun 13 '16 at 15:44
  • Put mines in the water. Blow up rigs. – Donald Hobson Sep 04 '17 at 14:39

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One way I can think of: Just look at Fukushima and how hard it is to filter radioactive elements out of water - I bet filtering them out of oil would not be any easier. Rather the opposite, I'd expect.

So the ecoterrorists could inject radioactive materials (maybe they stole used up fuel from a nuclear plant and ground it up?) into the oil field, arguing that the radiation won't hurt anyone... as long as it all stays deep underground.

Even if the oil companies came up with filters to remove the radioactive materials, the civilian population might not trust that the oil is safe to use now. Especially if someone were to spread rumors that the oil is still radioactive and the companies just bribe the controllers into giving them a clean stamp.

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    Yeah, especially when ecoterrorist groups already often spread half-truths or lies about certain products and they do not need any evidence (such as radioactivity measurement) for the people to believe them. Come to think of it, hoax can be as dangerous to business as barell full of nuclear waste. – Tomáš Zato Jun 10 '16 at 11:27
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    I think cleaning oil from radioactive elements would be ways easier than doing the same with water. For starters, water naturally circulates, so gathering it is a hard task itself. Also, heavy elements (or radioactive isotopes) can be filtered from any liquid by fractionated distillation - something what is already being done to crude oil in the process of making gas. – mg30rg Jun 10 '16 at 14:15
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    To make filtering difficult (or even nearly impossible), you would want to contaminate the oil with new oil made of Carbon-14. This is radioactive with a half-life in the thousands of years, and standard chemical purification methods couldn't distinguish "good" oil molecules from the contaminant. (Carbon-14 is not as strongly radioactive as uranium or something, granted, but perhaps its enough to be scary.) – Maxander Jun 10 '16 at 15:33
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    Crude Oil is already refined and filtered in complex and difficult ways before it reaches the consumer, this additional step would not be that hard. It is also easy to verify, pump a little gasoline into a container and run an Geiger counter over it, and buying a Geiger counter is like $20. This is much easier to do than to test your gasoline for lead content which requires a detailed chemical test. – sdrawkcabdear Jun 10 '16 at 15:48
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    No, this will not work. 1) fossil fuels are already radioactive; everything stuck in the ground for millions of years are. The burning of coal releases more radioactive substances to the air than nuclear power does (because let latter actually keep their sh*t tight). The Deepwater Horizon spill dumped ~60 kg of uranium in the Gulf of Mexico with the oil. But since there are millions of tons of it in that same body of sea water already, no-one noticed a measly 60 kg over all the much more toxic, sticky crude. – MichaelK Jun 10 '16 at 17:46
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  • Yes, Greenpeace and other such scaremongers love the "radiation is an invisible scary killer that you cannot see, hear or smell before IT GIVES YOU CANCER AND ACUTE RADIATION SICKNESS!!!" trope. Reality however is diametrically opposite to this trope. Radiation is stupidly easy to detect and avoid. 3) The amount of radioactive materials you need to get hold of to get anywhere with this is.... shall we say call it "prohibitive" to this scheme. You need tons of the stuff to make an impact.
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    Also, Geiger counters aren't exactly rare. If this came up, they'd skyrocket to common if not legally mandated at the pump. – The Nate Jun 10 '16 at 19:07
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    The problem I see with getting Carbon-14 oil, is the same reason it is desired. It is nearly impossible to separate it. – Frames Catherine White Jun 10 '16 at 19:15
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    Plus, they'd probably kill themselves while grinding up the radioactive materials. Holding a (subcritical) sphere of plutonium is no big deal, but breathe in a little plutonium dust and you'll get sick quite quickly. – db48x Jun 11 '16 at 02:30
  • @MichaelKarnerfors: Do you have a source for that 60KG? That is a very useful statistic, unfortunately I cannot find a reputable source. Thanks. – dotancohen Jun 13 '16 at 11:44
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    @dotancohen I'll try to get it for you tonight, along with a calculation of the amount of radioactive substances that already exist in the Gulf of Mexico. – MichaelK Jun 13 '16 at 11:47
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    @dotancohen Sorry for the extreme delay. I finally found the reference. https://www.scribd.com/doc/49647149/Oil-Uranium-Final Do note though that Chris Busby is an infamous scaremonger. In this context, note that with 1300 kg of Uranium per cubic kilometers of sea water, and 2.4 million cubic kilometers of sea water in the Mexican Gulf, he is trying to say that 61 kg uranium in a body of water that contains ~3 000 000 000 kg uranium already, is so bad it requires "monitoring", which of course is silly. Sources: http://www.wise-uranium.org/rup.html and http://www.wise-uranium.org/rup.html – MichaelK Jun 26 '16 at 13:54
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    @MichaelKarnerfors: Thank you, that is a surprisingly accessible and short read. The amount of scare-mongering on both sides of the industry is well known, that is why I try to get the facts from the sources themselves. – dotancohen Jun 26 '16 at 14:44
  • @dotancohen Oops! I fumbled one of the links. This is the intended one: http://www.physics.isu.edu/radinf/natural.htm That one, along with this... http://www.wise-uranium.org/rup.html ...is the source of the number 1 300 kg Uranium per cubic kilometer of sea water. – MichaelK Jun 26 '16 at 14:57
  • @MichaelK : Might that not depend strongly on the isotope? Uranium has a half-life of about 4.5 billion years. Long-lived fission products, e.g. reactor waste, may have a half-life of 400,000 year or so, making them 10,000 times more active per kilogram of material, so 1 kg of this material is equivalent to ten tonnes of uranium, and dumping 1000 kg into the wells is equivalent to ten THOUSAND tonnes of uranium, or 10 000 000 kg, equivalent to (roughly) 10,000 km^3 of sea water. And that's just the long-lived stuff, never mind the short-lived isotopes which could be easily 100x more – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:26
  • active still. Also, regarding the terrorists getting killed, it's gonna take a fair bit of savvy I'd think if you're going to be able to pump all this down a wellhead esp. without getting caught and I'd imagine a large and well-connected organization. You can't just dump it in. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:27
  • So yeah, dump about a thousand kilos of stuff from nuclear power plants or raided waste dumps across several large oilfields and I think a "notice" would get taken. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:27
  • And given that even the shortest persistent isotopes have a half-life on the order of hundreds of years, there's plenty of time to introduce/"drip" material in gradually esp. when as said to be distributed over multiple oilfields, thus minimizing handling risk. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:29
  • You can easily make the activity of millions of cubic kilometers, thus significantly boosting the radioactivity of the entire world's oceans. This stuff is the worst pollutant ever created, even with existing stockpiles, the only reason it is so safe now is precisely because it is recognized as such and kept very securely immobilized and inaccessible. If by some way you can contrive a scenario to breach that security, then a lot becomes possible. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:32
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    @The_Sympathizer I stopped reading halfway through the first comment because - sorry for being harsh - you got everything backwards. Half-live is "inversely* proportional to intensity. Long half-life = low intensity. And there is already uranium in crude oil. The Deepwater Horizon spill added about 60 kg or uranium to the Gulf of Mexico. But since sea water contains tons of the stuff per cubic mile anyway, no-one cares. The Japanese are even working on a method of "harvesting" uranium from sea water. – MichaelK Sep 01 '19 at 00:41
  • @MichaelK : That is exactly what I was saying. The shorter half-life means greater activity, so the isotopes with 10,000 times shorter half-life are 10,000 times more active (in terms of decays per unit time). Hence, reactor waste isotopes with half life around 450,000 years are 10,000 times more powerful than natural uranium with half life around 4.5 billion years, since the former is 10,000 times shorter meaning the nuclei are decaying 10,000 times faster. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:45
  • Natural uranium can be held in your hand without much trouble (just don't eat with the hand afterwards without washing b/c it is actually a chemical poison being a heavy metal). On the other hand, even being near a small chunk of fresh, spent, reactor fuel (which is very short-lived isotopes and I didn't even get that far) can get you a lethal dose - just see some of the stories from Chernobyl. – The_Sympathizer Sep 01 '19 at 00:52
  • Anything heavy used to poison the oil won't really matter as it will come out in the cracking towers anyway. You are effectively limited to stuff that can't be cracked out: hydrogen (as tritium--the thing they can't separate out at Fukushima) and carbon (as C-14.) Tritium is $30k per gram and all I'm finding for C-14 are microgram amounts. Your ecoterrorists can't afford them and would certainly get caught trying to buy up enough anyway. – Loren Pechtel Oct 22 '23 at 17:04
  • A big problem against this method would be that the information will just be suppressed, lied about, or buried under enough misinformation so that nothing will be done about it. It will take an unreasonable amount of irradiated oil before consumers would notice the effects of it in a reasonable time, and by then it would be far too late. – vinzzz001 Nov 01 '23 at 11:24