The old way of uninstalling a program doesn't apply anymore. That is, Skype is not listed under Control Panel > Uninstall a Program.
I did a little googling and I found what some people said was a solution for them.
run powershell as administrator
Get-AppxPackage -allusers Microsoft.SkypeApp | Remove-AppxPackage
alternatively ...
get-appxpackage *skype* | remove-appxpackage
That logged me out of Skype but Skype is still there, launching at startup.
I do not want Skype. I want it off this computer like I would want a ceti eel out of my ear. That Microsoft obfuscates and changes the removal process to this degree concerns me.



skype, right-click it and choose Uninstall. You may also try to delete the folders%appdata%\SkypeandC:\ProgramData\Skype. – harrymc Oct 06 '18 at 17:50settings > apps and featuresduring this session. That, however does not uninstall skype as after a reinstall it's right back there letting you uninstall it again and it still launches at startup. Now, maybe the window that launches at start and says "Skype" all over it isn't Skype Skype. idk. Let me restart.... – user875234 Oct 06 '18 at 17:59settings > apps and featuresand "uninstall" skype it closes that window. ...however, when you restart your computer skype is back. – user875234 Oct 06 '18 at 18:03program files/windows apps/*skype*since I am not versed enough in windows to get past all the blocks it puts in your way to deleting any files in that directory. e.g. make myself owner, give myself full control, delete all other roles with any access to that file, it still wont let me delete it. But I believe if I access it from ubuntu I will be able to do whatever I want. I'm open to other ways of doing this. – user875234 Oct 06 '18 at 18:52C:\Users\user875234\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\Skype.lnk– user875234 Oct 07 '18 at 13:51