i.e. how can random events give uniform distribution within a time period if themselves are probability-less?
The probability density describing the population should be uniform.
Uniform refers to the uniform probability, not to a uniform distribution of the observed counts/events.
For a specific sample you will not get a uniform distribution.
Imagine the ticks from a Geiger-Müller counter measuring ionizing radiation from a constant source of radiation*. You will hear ticks with variations in intervals. The sample is definitely not uniform. However, for any point in time the probability to observe a count/tick is constant.
The inhomogeous Poisson process, the case when the 4th point is violated, might give some additional intuition about it.
*approximately constant, theoretically the source is not constant since the decay makes that the radiation intensity decreases, and there could be other fluctuations due to environmental circumstances influencing the transmission between the source and the counter.
The Poisson process is an approximation and in reality nothing is like a Poisson distribution (in a similar way a lot of processes are in reality not truly normal distributed): What kind of physical processes are well modeled as poisson processes?