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public static void main(String args[]) {
    IntStream.range(0, Integer.MAX_VALUE).forEach(
        i -> System.out.println(i + ": Code is a liability, write less code")
    );
}

Rule 1: Make coffee, enjoy coffee!
Rule 2: Write less code
Rule 3: Write tests!
Rule 4: Write more tests!
Rule 5: Rinse, repeat