I am a a wordsmith for life, a poet by trade, and a VBScript coder and enthusiast. Would-be coder, more like, and the laziest of the breed. I snip here and there, grab code that make sense to me, and refuse to learn another language. To date, I have been unable to decipher RegEx... From a grammatical perspective, regardless of how expressive this "^a*. * \t \n \r" may be, there is nothing remotely "regular" about it! One could call that Cryptographic Botany and it would make more sense to an English major than Regular Expression. Maybe not, but I would prefer CryBot to RegEx any day!

I digress. I am an eternal student, willing and ready to learn if someone will teach. Somewhere between PHP and poetry, logic and emotion is where I make my place. Come hang out and teach me something I don't know!

Newest Venture: Toxic Karma

UPDATE 'Tis been quite a while since last I jotted thoughts here. Much has gone on. I have not given up programming; while I am really diving head-first into Powershell; I have not given up on VBScript. It's easy. I like it. Whatever! I am starting a new company. I've called it Toxic Karma (visit the site if you want to know why) and I will be doing audio/video greeting cards, poetry, etc. It's fairly niché, but I think it will do well. Back to coding. Thanks for everything!