What are some of the oddest filenames in your library?

Question

Some of my classics:

• Hen attack
• Cabbage bat
• Bunny guts
• Mud hammer
• Wind by Sandyface
• Gut slides

all very meaningful (to me at least)

Answer 1

I have a favorite:

• Fat Lady Walla

Answer 2

my favourite is - Rug dipped in lake

Answer 3

I think my strangest is:

ghetto hooker

Answer 4

These track listings from commercial libraries made me laugh (im easily amused)

• digi i7 - 99 - HUMAN - FALLING IN TO SHRUBBERY - FALLING IN TO BUSH
• digi c10 - 22.wav - HORSE - EATING POTATOES
• Digi J1 69 - Elephant playing harmonica
• DW02 - 65.wav - Space Vacuum Cleaner
• DIGI -C-08 51 HYDRAULIC MANURE TRANSPORTER

And greatest of all;

• SI - 6037 Track 51 - 'Timer - Small Timer with Bell End'

Answer 5

• window birds
• corn wind

Answer 6

• etoll
• clix
• blip

Answer 7

A couple weird ones in my library would be:

AMBVietnamFerrelCatsFightNightExt

WALLAProtestMayDayLAMariachi

Answer 8

• Kubah_Chalet_Sunset_CarAlarmCicada (one particular variety of cicada happened to sound very alarm-like)
• NightSafari_BoarGorillas (I never saw them, but it sounded like wild boars fighting with huge grunting apes close by)
• Tiberium_Washing_Machine

I'm also partial to "SCI FI SPACE WIND" in some commercial library or other. Sounds like a 70s nostalgia synth band.