I like to travel. Can you tell where I've been?

Question

I live in a cold country, and each year I travel to one of my four favorite summer destinations: Valencia, Tel Aviv, Sydney or Porto.

I have a habit of visiting my grandmother when I return (same day or the day after) and when I meet her she would say, without knowing where I've been, "How was X?" (X being one of the four cities I mentioned).

She would often guess wrong, but I've noticed something strange. She has almost 100% success when it comes to Valencia. When I've been there she would always say "How was Valencia?" and she'd never say it when I've been someplace else. The rest of the time, seems like she's just guessing.

When I asked her how she knows, she only replies "because I'm perceptive, and you're irresponsible".

Can you help me figure out how she does it?

I had an answer if she has 100% if it comes to Sydney and not Valencia :( — Saeïdryl, Apr 05 '18 at 13:53
Sydney will be in winter so that will be the only trip you returned from not tanned — Saeïdryl, Apr 05 '18 at 13:54
actually that's a good point, I meant to say that you travel to those places when it's summer there — Dotan, Apr 05 '18 at 13:57
In that case, it would be the only trip you make during the winter. — PL457, Apr 05 '18 at 14:02
Also, it doesn't have anything to do with forgetting to remove the airplane tag from your suitcase, only if you've been to Valencia? — PL457, Apr 05 '18 at 14:03
@PL457 it's true, but still you won't get 100% accuracy because the off-seasons of those places do overlap (right now for example is a good time to be in any of those places). And to your second question - no :) — Dotan, Apr 05 '18 at 14:12
You commented "you travel to those places when it's summer there" and "right now for example is a good time to be in any of those place" which might be true but right now it's not summer in Valencia or Porto. Could you please clarify? — NashVio, Apr 05 '18 at 21:29
@Dotan "Spring or Autumn" would have been less confusing, as the temperatures would have been the same in either hemisphere :P — Chronocidal, Apr 05 '18 at 22:14
Ahhh damn, I thought it was going to be a sunburn related answer too. — Alpha, Apr 05 '18 at 23:52
Is the answer something that could involve the [knowledge] tag? Maybe something like (dumb example) your breath smells of something you ate peculiar to Valencian cuisine. — Daniel Schepler, Apr 06 '18 at 00:10
What exactly do you mean by "summer" destinations? One of your comments says, "the off-seasons of those places do overlap". Which implies "summer" has nothing to do with anything. Also, can we assume that "almost 100%" actually ought to be "exactly 100%"? Otherwise is this a clue? — Octopus, Apr 06 '18 at 03:28
There are several answers that could be the answer, but aren't. Can you tighten up the clues so it's not so broad? Or are we missing a clue? — Kat, Apr 06 '18 at 03:33
Does she “almost” always or ”always” guess Valencia right? More importantly, does it even matter? — canadianer, Apr 06 '18 at 04:12
Hmmmmm. She maybe has a secret spanish sister who reports all your adventures to her? — mathreadler, Apr 08 '18 at 08:28

score 35 · Accepted Answer · answered Apr 06 '18 at 05:35

Your grandmother knows you've been in Valencia because

you come back with a stronger tan (or sunburn) on the right side of your face.

This is because...

When you vacation, you like to tan on the beach all day (or surf, or swim).

and

When tanning, you like to face the ocean (or, when surfing/swimming all day, you spend most of your time facing towards the ocean, b/c more time is spent swimming outwards than inwards because of the surf).

and

Valencia and Sydney have beaches with the ocean to the east; Porto and Tel-Aviv have beaches with the ocean to the west.

and

Sydney is the south hemisphere, so the sun is in the north; the others are all in the north hemisphere, so the sun is in the south.

and

In Valencia, you get a tan on the right side of your face (facing east, sun south); but in the others, you get a tan on the left side of your face (Porto + Tel Aviv: facing west, sun south; Sydney: facing east, sun north)

You are irresponsible because...

you don't use sunscreen (you don't have the habit, because your "cold country" doesn't get much sun)

Your grandmother is perceptive because...

She notices the difference in tans, and figures out all of the above.

Clever - I'd noticed the East/West thing, but hadn't taken North/South into account so discarded that as a potential answer. :( — Chronocidal, Apr 06 '18 at 08:11
There are lots of assumptions here. Maybe sunbathes at a hotel pool and not the ocean. — mathreadler, Apr 08 '18 at 08:33

score 19 · Answer 2 · edited Apr 05 '18 at 23:48

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My guess is that

You live in Norway or Sweden, which are both cold countries in the same timezone as Valencia.

Your grandmother would know because

She noticed your watch is always displaying the wrong time when you return from one of the other destinations since you always forget to resynchronize (hence the "irresponsible", you could be late for work the next day!)
However, when you come back from Valencia, you didn't have to change the time so it's the same as in your country.

Also, this assumes

That your grandmother doesn't really know the timelag of the other destinations, or she would be able to deduce them as well by comparing the shift in the hours.

edited Apr 05 '18 at 23:48

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answered Apr 05 '18 at 14:46

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Good try! But my grandma is very sharp and would easily be able to tell the other countries apart by the time shift. Also, who wears a watch these days? :) – Dotan Apr 05 '18 at 14:51
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@Dotan Grandma is apparently not smart enough to notice that you vacation during the summer for one destination and during the winter for the other three. – Jeremy Weirich Apr 06 '18 at 13:57

score 19 · Answer 3 · answered Apr 05 '18 at 20:48

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I believe you live in...

Russia, specifically the eastern past of Russia.

And when you visit Valencia...

you are actually visiting Valencia, Venezuela, as opposed to Valencia, Spain. Traveling from here back to Eastern Russia will likely lead to you crossing the International Date Line from East to West (which wouldn't happen for the other vacation spots), thereby causing you to add a day.

Your grandmother thinks you're irresponsible because...

you always forget this, and show up a day later than you said you would (i.e. the day you left). You said you visit her on the "same day or the day after", and every time it's the day after she assumes you came from Valencia and forgot again.

answered Apr 05 '18 at 20:48

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Interesting theory, albeit not very plausible :) I was referring to Valencia, Spain – Dotan Apr 05 '18 at 21:32
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Pity. I liked this answer :) – Rubio Apr 05 '18 at 21:43
I was studying up on different Valencias around the world as well. – Chowzen Apr 06 '18 at 00:45
Yes crossing date lines can be irresponsible. Maybe it was a hidden date word joke. – mathreadler Apr 08 '18 at 08:42

score 11 · Answer 4 · answered Apr 06 '18 at 00:50

She knows you went to Valencia because

contrary to Israel, Australia and, in a lesser measure, Portugal, Spain is very liberal regarding cannabis cultivation and use, and your eyes indicate without doubt that you have been smoking (irresponsibly) all day long during your holidays.

score 5 · Answer 5 · answered Apr 05 '18 at 18:38

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she knows you've been to Valencia because

you visit wearing the new silk clothes you bought because Valencia is famous for its silk exchange.

you are irresponsible because

it is very expensive and does not keep you warm in your home country

answered Apr 05 '18 at 18:38

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Give me some credit, if I this was it I would know – Dotan Apr 05 '18 at 21:30

score 3 · Answer 6 · answered Apr 05 '18 at 15:22

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she knows

you have a girlfriend in Valencia

and when you go other places

you actually spend time outdoors and get a tan

but in Valencia

you spend all of your 'irresponsible' time in the bedroom, hence coming back without a tan.

answered Apr 05 '18 at 15:22

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What's so irresponsible about that? My grandma is quite liberal in those things – Dotan Apr 05 '18 at 17:30

score 2 · Answer 7 · answered Apr 05 '18 at 20:13

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When you return from Valencia you always bring back

oranges

This is irresponsible because

you are not supposed to bring fruit back from another country

answered Apr 05 '18 at 20:13

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score 1 · Answer 8 · edited Apr 05 '18 at 17:09

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If your grandmother says Valencia each time you come back from holidays, then each time you go to Valencia she will make the correct guess.

edited Apr 05 '18 at 17:09

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answered Apr 05 '18 at 17:05

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I like this answer. OP didn't say that his grandma mixes up her guesses, just that when they go to Tel Aviv, Sydney, or Port she guesses wrong, which makes sense if she guessed Valencia. – BruceWayne Apr 05 '18 at 17:10
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Although OP does say “she’d never say it when I’ve been somewhere else” – anything Apr 05 '18 at 17:24

score 1 · Answer 9 · answered Apr 06 '18 at 00:53

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Because

your clothes smell like fireworks from the Fallas Festival that occurs every afternoon

and

you are irresponsible because you haven't washed your clothes which smell like the fireworks from the same festival.

answered Apr 06 '18 at 00:53

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score 0 · Answer 10 · answered Apr 06 '18 at 00:38

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Your grandmother knows you've been to Valencia because you still have the Magic Mountain stamp on your hand.

answered Apr 06 '18 at 00:38

score 0 · Answer 11 · answered Apr 06 '18 at 01:21

I have an idea how you’re irresponsible. I don’t know anything about these cities. But if my guess turns out to be right, I’ll learn something about their climates.

You have a new umbrella. You’re irresponsible because you forget to pack your umbrella, so you have to buy a new one when it rains in Valencia. (The other cities don’t get much rain.)

I like to travel. Can you tell where I've been?

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