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For devices that cannot display all the emoji, Android screenshots are included with each.

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joke 1

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joke 2

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joke 3

  1. ❓6️⃣7️⃣7️⃣9️⃣

joke 4

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joke 5

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joke 6

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    These were all horribly bad but #5 was the worst! :) –  Apr 01 '18 at 15:39
  • Your android screenshots seem to be missing some emoji, e.g. #3. – Willtech Apr 02 '18 at 03:18
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    @Willtech Treat the bigger Android screenshots as the correct/intended version. If on #3 on your device, it shows a figure walking followed by a male symbol (this is how my Mac shows it), then that's just the device's quirky over-literal way of representing a "Man walking" emoji. Try to select it and you'll see that both the person and the symbol are part of one emoji. – user56reinstatemonica8 Apr 02 '18 at 07:00
  • @user568458 I can see them here ‍♂️‍♂️ not here. – Willtech Apr 02 '18 at 08:54
  • @user568458 It's strange that the ♂️ is missing on the 3rd guy. – David Starkey Apr 02 '18 at 15:41

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

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Two men walk into a bar. The 3rd man ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot. (Thanks to @AustinWeaver)

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot.

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