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This is the easiest riddle I've written yet. Have fun!

I'm a hot girl!
I'm twenty-six.
If you give me water,
I'll flatten you!

What am I?

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Rand al'Thor
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    This is a great demonstration that a riddle can be good while being short and/or easy. Multiple meanings with wordplay are squeezed into a few lines, and every word counts. – xnor Dec 07 '14 at 23:24

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You are:

An iron (not simply iron)

I'm a hot girl!

Iron Maiden? Indeed, an iron for clothing is normally hot.

I'm twenty-six.

The 26th element on the periodic table is Iron (Fe).

If you give me water, I'll flatten you!

You put water in your iron and spray water on the clothing or whatever and use it to de-crease your clothes. :)

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I think it could also be

an old hot-air balloon

Explanation:

I'm 26: It's an old balloon.
Hot, water: If you give it water, you could put out the fire, and it will come down and crush you.
Girl: Ships and other modes of transportation are often referred to with feminine pronouns.

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