OK I will follow the prescribed template.
BY-DAY: I twiddle with things, trying to bootstrap myself, until the company that I am at (big oil co) lays me off (I know its coming, just waiting for the paperwork). I havent written a line of code in almost 9 years, I am a wee bit rusty to say the least.
BY-NIGHT: I deal with 1 squealy little person, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 2 chickens, and 1 spouse.
On-The-Weekend: I can be found mountain biking or trail running or doing random mundane things like groceries and cleaning.
I am super interested in web apps, historically speaking, I was coder #4 at an internet startup in 2000 (Java/J2EE web app) and it was glorious.