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This is a dialect of 西南官话, Southwestern Mandarin.
My transcription:
就这个样子,我没有想到我今天还跟你们两个还可以这样子摆龙门阵。站起来就这样子,【开不到裤】了,造不造孽?那个活起有啥子意义嘛?是不是?
I'm struggling with the "kai bu dao ku" (开不到裤(?)) part.
I've been through my plethora of Southwestern Mandarin dictionaries. Not seeing anything relevant.
Any ideas?