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This is an exercise in ridiculousness, but I find it quite fun to consider - hence .

Let's consider three characters: a gnomish cavalier (small) with his wolf mount (medium), half-orc druid (medium) and druid's companion, a gorilla (large).

I remember the rules saying that the rider can mount a creature one size category larger than himself. Thus, our druid is able to mount his gorilla (PFSRD even lists gorillas under Ride skill), but not the wolf. But under the same premise nothing stops the gnome from mounting a half-orc, provided the orc is willing. This has tremendous advantages as we can assume the half-orc is combat trained and obviously has more than a few combat uses. We can imagine a gnome piggybacking on a charging half-orc and it seems that in optimising Cavalier this notion is fairly accepted.

However, I am wondering, since half-orc can mount a gorilla and gnome can mount the half-orc, can the gnome mount the half-orc while he's mounted on his gorilla? Is there anything in the rules that prevent this kind of cheese, apart from Rule Zero?

Particular usage:

I wanted to have a set of characters ranging from as small as I can get (currently with a Small race - any Tiny playable characters out there?) up to having a Huge mount (say, a Mammoth with a Mammoth Rider PRC) giving me an effective stack of 4 (Small, Medium, Large, Huge) characters, though not necessarily PCs, say, animal companions, summons, familiars, just regular mounts. After gathering a number of creatures willing to participate, I'd make sure the top one is a Barbarian with Ferocious Mount and Greater Ferocious Mount. This causes the barbarian's mount to use his rage and all of his rage powers that do not require an action to activate and are constant when raging. It just so happens that Ferocious Mount and Greater Ferocious Mount are such powers, so in my understanding all the applicable rage powers would propagate down the Stack'O'Mounts fueling this ungodly tower. Now the focus would be to enhance each mount's attacks, be those natural attacks or otherwise. However, if Stack'O'Mounts could possibly charge, Beast Totem theme has some very powerful choices. If not, then maybe getting a wereboar-kin to be on top could enhance each mount's gore attacks, that could be a lot of Con damage.

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Towering Mountain of Rage

Right, you want to to propagate Rage effects throughout a tower of creatures. That's... actually kind of interesting. Beast Totem chain grants Pounce and 2 Claw attacks, substantially improving the combat prospects of all creatures in the tower.

Well, the applicable rules are contained here, Pathfinder's Mounted Combat Rules on PFSRD.

Looking them over, we have some... interesting interactions. For a start, as your Half-Orc mount is not a 'combat-trained mount', you have to make a move action to control him in battle as he becomes frightened. Yes, the condition. No, I am not making this up.

But hopefully we could waive that somewhat ill-considered clause (what about an intelligent animal? ugh) and assume a half-orc with player class levels is 'trained for combat riding'. So, you're looking at a DC 5 check, probably with a -5 since a half-orc is not 'suited to riding', to keep the use of both your hands and 'control him with your knees'.

I'm struggling to contain my giggles as I write this.

A slightly more difficult attack is to 'Fight With A Combat Trained Mount', a DC 10 Ride Check, with again that pesky -5 for being ill-suited as a Mount. With Ride as a Class Skill, though, it's probably pretty easy to make this check, especially with an Exotic Military Saddle.

Note that EACH rider would have to make this check, so 3/4 of the stack if you're going Mammoth->Gorilla->Half-Orc->Gnome. I'm not sure if Gorillas get Ride as a class skill. This is particularly problematic as if the Gorilla gets unseated from the Mammoth... well, actually, both the Half-Orc and the Gnome would get to roll to 'Stay in saddle', actually, which is only a DC 5 check. Presumably the Gorilla could attempt to 'Fast Mount' in his next turn, thus returning the stack bonuses to the Mammoth.

I can't find any rules in the Mounted Combat section or the Ride skill to disallow this.

I also think it would be awesome, and utterly approve of the mobile 'Tower of Rage'. Note that the Entire Stack would act on the Initiative of the gnome ("Your mount acts on your initiative count as you direct it. You move at its speed, but the mount uses its action to move.")

I assume this means that the stack acts on the gnome's initiative, but moves at the Mammoth's speed (and if it charges, they all count as charging). Note, I am unsure if a Small Character with 10' of reach from a spear could actually reach the ground if he was on the back of a half-orc on the back of a gorilla on the back of mammoth. I think he couldn't, actually. Ergo, he should probably multiclass to bard and do some form of 'rage music', because, why not.

There is a catch, however; Ferocious Mount mentions that you must spend an extra round of rage to spread the rage to your mount, which the mounts can't do as they have no rage class ability. Greater Ferocious Mount makes no mention of this, but Rage powers don't activate if the wielder is not in a Rage, SO while you can make a Tower of Mounts, you cannot make all those mounts rage unless each mount in the stack is also a Barbarian.

It's worth noting that if each mount is a Barbarian, they will pass on any continuous Rage powers during the Rage to any Barbarians lower in the stack, potentially making the lowest Barbarian have many many many Rage Powers.

But yes. Unfortunately as is it doesn't work unless all but the lowest 'mount' in the stack are all Barbarians with enough Rage rounds to make this worth doing.

Awakened Cat Barbarian riding a Gnome Barbarian riding an Orc Barbarian/Warchanter with war Drums riding a Minotaur Barbarian riding a Huge-Ass War-Mammoth is essentially 90% of the point of playing Dungeons and Dragons.

In 3.5e they would all be wielding monks, as monks are a manufactured weapon.

Probably it would end up looking a little bit like this; Not mine YOUR LIGHTNING IS ALL I NEED

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  • I'm not a native English speaker, but I have always thought that "cheese" was a mix of cheap, anaesthetic and silly, a bit like ridiculous, but sillier. I have never thought it had nothing to be about optimal. – Flamma Aug 04 '14 at 10:09
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    In roleplaying usage it's a slang term referring to character optimization (synonym of 'munchkinry', 'ridiculous', 'overpowered'), referring to the result of the optimization (the character) not the player doing the optimization (most common term for player is 'powergamer' or 'munchkin', or derogatory insults). It's used to indicate that something is overpowered or ridiculous, and while not limited to this usage, generally indicates something 'silly' done to abuse the game rules to make a powerful character. @Flamma – user2754 Aug 04 '14 at 10:12
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    It is context dependent. Cheese has a special use in the RPG community, which is about Overpowered optimization by way of rules exploitation. – Nigralbus Aug 04 '14 at 10:12
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    @JackLesnie I added a section explaining why I'd like this to happen. Hope that's cheese enough. – eimyr Aug 04 '14 at 10:57
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    “especially with an Exotic Military Saddle.” “Shame on you!” – KRyan Aug 04 '14 at 12:10
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    Wow. Exactly what I had in mind! I figure that a Towering Mountain of Rage can possibly use it's own flexibility to allow 10' reach to suffice, BUT an answer to that is mounted archery, possibly improved with Hurling rage power line. In a pinch, with Greater Hurling, gorilla could fast dismount and then hurl a raging mammoth into combat as an improvised weapon (of mass destruction), making sure the Barbarian Cat can reach the opponents, if they are indeed of diminutive size. – eimyr Aug 04 '14 at 12:23
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    My enjoyment of this prospect could not be greater. Not only are you literally voltron, it's a party of four barbarians two of which literally exist to be hats, and it's entirely reasonable to fastball special voltron as part of a charge, or even hurl the entire stack individually and reform at a different location. A Cat Barbarian would have a big enough grapple score to drag most flying creatures out of the sky if flung hard enough. And if not, teamwork feat + gnome = tag team sky grapple. Four barbarians, two of whose job is 'both ammunition and hat'. @eimyr – user2754 Aug 04 '14 at 12:37
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    @JackLesnie "flung hard enough" no need to do that. They could sequentially fling themselves in a manner akin to a multi-stage rocket. – eimyr Aug 04 '14 at 12:44
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    Can I please attend a table where we play this? Please? – Marc Dingena Aug 04 '14 at 15:01
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    The gnome might be able to attack, because it's considered to be occupying all the spaces its mount occupies, which occupies all the spaces its mount occupies, and so on. – Bobson Aug 04 '14 at 21:48
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    I am straight delighted by how ridiculously insane this would be. Like the 10th level wizard would still win, because quadratic wizards, but the laws of physics were broken far more egregiously by the barbarian rage stack. – Pyrotechnical Sep 18 '18 at 14:36
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    How did I not upvote this answer when I first saw it? Well, fixed that now! – Draco18s no longer trusts SE Aug 19 '19 at 15:44
  • I am nominating this as a potential replacement image, as it more accuracy depicts the proposed party. https://www.facebook.com/GameaholicMedia/photos/a.882232348613450/2153612354808770/ – Jonathon Jul 09 '22 at 16:09
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Main problem, is that the cavalier can no longer charge or ride by attack. The only way that movement can occur is if the half-orc uses ride to have the gorilla move. In the cavalier's turn, the only move actions he can take are to dismount etc.

You may also fail the ride check - you will get -5 for ill suited creature, -5 for bareback (unless you get a custom made saddle) and likely another -5 circumstance penalty for the stacking. That leaves it as effectively a DC 20 skill check to stay in saddle if you take damage.

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  • Citation for the circumstance penalty and bareback penalty? Can't find those on pfsrd. – user2754 Aug 04 '14 at 12:15
  • @JackLesnie - it's right here - in the Ride skill, under "Special". I guess you exotic saddles are a must for this... – G0BLiN Aug 04 '14 at 12:38
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    @GoBLiN - Hm yes. I vaguely remembered that one, this circumstance penalty is new to me though. The upside though, is that if 3 high level barbarians are all wearing saddles, no-one is going to laugh. At least not for long. – user2754 Aug 04 '14 at 12:40