For the record, nothing as down-to-earth as StarKit's face emerging from a circle in the sky happens in this fanfiction[1].

Starkit's Prophecy is a completed Warrior Cats Fanfic that chronicles the life of StarGleam, StarClan's chosen one, from her apprentice ceremony onward. She deals with such trials and tribulations as a Love Dodecahedron with Firestar, Graystripe, Blackstar, Hawkfrost, and Ashfur; the threat of Hollyleaf and Tigerstar as they try to take over the forest; and attempting to convert the Clans to Christianity. Somewhere along the way she discovers that she (along with the author) is a lesbian, becomes leader of ThunderClan, and dies multiple times.

It is a full-on Random Events Plot. If you really feel you must attempt to make sense of it, go ahead and read it yourself -- but be warned, you may lose brain cells in the process.

Three amusing dramatic readings have surfaced so far. They can be found here (continued here), here, and here.

Arguably the Warriors equivalent of My Immortal. See also Hidden Prophices.

The author has also started a sequel, titled Starkit's Prophecy 2: The Two Siblings. A new Clan called MapleClan is introduced. Stargleam and some other characters from the first fic are in StarClan, and they receive a new prophecy to pass on to the Clans.

Tropes used in Starkit's Prophecy include:
  • Anatomically-Impossible Sex: Somehow, StarGleam has become PREGGANT by the also-female JazzSong. JazzSong even points out that this shouldn't be possible, but it's still not explained.
  • Ask a Stupid Question: After experiencing her own death, StarGleam needs to ask how she died. And then almost immediately afterwards has to ask if she is dead again.
    • '"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam'
  • Author Filibuster: Screw the plot, using two whole chapters to teach the Clans about how important it is to find StarClan (i.e. God) is much more important.
    • The author also goes out of her way to remind us that GleamStar and HawkFrost don't have sex before getting married.
    • It strays into straight Author Tract for a while, as for a long period of time the story is more about how "wrong" it is to be gay than any consistant plot element.
  • Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other: StarGleam and JazzStar in the finale.
  • Badass Preacher: StarGleam: "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
  • Back from the Dead: StarGleam (twice), AshFir, and all the cats listed under Unexplained Recovery.
    • Although Tigerstar and Hawkfrost are both dead in canon, they both seem to be alive for the purposes of this fic.
  • Because Destiny Says So: Apparently, StarGleamStar has to become evil because "its my destinty I no that now."
    • When StarGleam begs FluffyKit not to die, he has this to say: "'I have tos tarGleam its my detsinty.'"
  • Beginner's Luck: Chapter three, in which Firestar praises Starpaw with words of wisdom: "The last cat i new that culd fiht lik that was SandStrom. Your a good fihter"
  • Beige Prose: Especially early in the story.... "The cats gathered around a pool. They all looked into it eagerly. A dark shape appeared on the surface. A blue she cat looked up. Her eyes were bright."
  • Big OMG: "OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED.
  • Big Word Shout: There's one on nearly every page.
  • Big Yes: "YESSSASSSSS"
  • Black Comedy Rape: BlackStar's "MOLE STRAEP" of StarPaw in chapter five comes across this way unintentionally.
  • Broken Aesop: Apparently, being "unfateful to our mat" is okay as long as it's StarGleam doing it.
  • Cain and Abel: TigerKit and FluffyKit.
  • CamelCase: In the original series, the "Clan" in ThunderClan is always capitalized, whereas the suffixes of the names never are. This fanfic inverts that, other than the occasional mistake which corrects the original mistake.
  • Captain Obvious: "You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." StarPaw gasped. "What does it mean?"
  • Cargo Ship: In-Universe. Jayfeather mentions being in love with a stick, meaning the author has decided to make Jay×Stick canon. This is probably the only Canon Defilement that most fans won't object to, since a lot of them already ship him and the stick anyway.
  • Cast from Hit Points: StarGleam's final attack on the villains.
  • Chest Burster: StarGleam gives birth to kits through a "BRAKE in her stomchi", with hefty doses of You Fail Biology Forever.
    • This is taken up a notch in the Christmas Special, where the birth of Starkit is shown. The scene plays out exactly like the birth of Jesus. This quote from the chapter says it all: "This is our savor." said Bluesatr. "We know it. We sae t in the stars. Starkit will ne JESUSS!1!1!1!11"
  • Clueless Aesop: The author's attempts to teach us that BENG GAY!f is wrong. And the evangelism.
  • Comically Missing the Point: 'Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!'
    • Also in 'Chatper Forr GayStripe'

"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. 'No ur much prtter then sourg' said Graystripe
  • Conflict Ball: Three toms decide they want StarPaw for themselves, leaving StarPaw upset and indecisive about which one to like.
    • Now with the added conflict that she seems to be in love with Hawkfrost and she doesn't want to be (even though she seems perfectly fine with other cats WHO ALREADY HAVE MATES liking her...)
      • But this gets resolved when she just becomes Hawkfrost's mate anyway, without any complaints at all.
    • Now Ashfur is after her, too.
  • Crack Fic
  • Crossover: Given the geographical and species barriers, the HoBare may be the closest we'll get to having a Warrior Cats/Seekers crossover.
  • Curb Stomp Battle: Every single "fight" consists of one character running towards another character, and the other character dying.
  • Dear Negative Reader: Nearly every chapter.

flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS!
  • Death Is Cheap: So far, every single character who has died has come back (with or without explanation).
  • Department of Redundancy Department: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'
    • And '"Today is important today."'
    • 'Then they were in the Fark Forest. It was dark. Here was no mono 2 lighte the way and it wass heard to see.'
    • 'Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani' (Translation: Her rainbow eyes glowed like a rainbow)
    • 'it hert StarFleam! It hurt.'
    • 'StarPaw wondered threw the forst madly. She was anger.y.'
    • "She turned in…. A BARE!" One sentence later: "It was a bare!"
    • "'Hi she said.' 'Hi.' He said. 'Hi.' She rippled."
    • "GASP" GASPED THE ENTER CALN."
    • 'StarGlema the puprle cat / Was a vrey purpel cat'
    • At least one chapter has several lines of dialogue written twice in a row, word for word.
  • Diabolus Ex Machina: TigerStar and Hollyleaf suddenly show up at the end of GlaemStar's leadership ceremony and start causing trouble, until...
  • Don't Like, Don't Read: "OKKAY IF you dont LIKE thestor y you dont have to readit u know."
  • Dramatic Ellipsis: Frequently used, in much the same vein as My Immortal.
  • Dramatic Reading: All of which are Troper Works.
  • Dramatis Personae: The "Alliances" prologue.
  • Dull Surprise: After informing StarGleam of BlackStar's "swisscide" and observing her shocked reaction, all FireStar can say in response is...

FierStart: i know rite.

"'noooooo' said GleamStart. She was greif. Teras falled down her sparkling grey checks. The shoned like the sun on her spakling checks. Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani.. It was beutifly thohth HawkForts."
    • "Hw was too tired Starlgema roped her claws down his nicke her esyes robbling!11 She was so beutufl in btale thought. Hr bleu fur shone in the moanlight!1 her eyes burned with NGR. She was one of the barviest cats the hades ever seen."
  • Random Events Plot
  • Rape as Drama: BlackStar's "MOLE STRAEP" of StarPaw is treated as this.
  • Real Life Writes the Plot: Especially in the later chapters.
  • Recycled in Space: For some ungodly reason, xdark.rosesx, as a special Christmas treat, posted the lyrics of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as chapter thirty-nine...but it's called "STAREGLAEM THE PRUPEL CAT!1111!"
  • Reincarnation: StarGleam is "riencarted" after being struck by lightning.
  • Retcon: "BENG GAY!f" suddenly stops being a sin in Chapter 28.
  • Rouge Angles of Satin: All the time, from the chapter titles to the character names and everything in between.
    • Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAPSHITTER" who can turn into a "bare", and when "TiggerStraw" tries to kill "FuhrStar" with "SOME JEW!"
    • There is even one instance of "satan" becoming "satin".
      • Don't forget, people who flame the story are "stnits" who don't believe in "ljess".
      • As far as misspellings related to the author's religious fanaticism go, on her profile she says she hates Cloudtail and Mothwing because they're "athletes".
    • Bizarrely averted with the word "rogue" itself, which is actually spelled right. Of course, considering the nature of the fic, this could, in the author's mind, actually be a spelling error.
    • In Chapter Sixteen, the Moonpool mysteriously changes to the 'MoonSnot'.
    • StarKit tells RedPaw and LakePaw to stop being "plebians".
    • Chapter 27 the Mameries has a literal example, Satinclan.
    • In one of the most WTF-inducing instances of this, NightRain changes from NightStorm to RAINspolash.
  • Rule of Drama: The only reason anything happens in this story.
  • Satan: In the form of SatinClaw.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'
    • '"gigle" he said'
  • Say My Name: "FLAMEAPWWW!" "Fuhrstar!" "LIonHEAR!" And so on.
  • Self-Fulfilling Prophecy: The prophecy oddly turns out to be this because "Tiger" was referring to Tigerkit, who wouldn't have been born without Glamestar, even though Tigerstar himself was also to blame for the trouble.
  • Big No: The first one debuts in chapter 12, and they get more and more frequent until there's one or more per chapter.
    • There is also a Big Moo, and a Big "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111".
    • What do you get when you combine Gratuitous Japanese with Big No? "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"
  • Series Continuity Error: Too many to name.
  • Sex Is Violence: One can only assume that Hawkfrost and Ashfur's makeout session was a result of this.
  • Shallow Love Interest: All of GleamStar's love interests.
  • Shout-Out: Maybe--"What are you inncolent fools doing?" said HawkFrost.
  • Spoiler: At the end of Chatper Forr GayStripe, Graystripe asks StarGleam who she picks. Starpaw doesn't get her warrior name until chapter 9.
  • Stealth Parody: We can only hope it's a parody of bad fanfiction...
  • Suddenly Sexuality: The author suddenly decides that she is a plebian in an author's note in Chapter 28.
  • The Chessmaster: Soul, who was behind everything. Possibly supposed to be Sol.
  • Third Person Person: Just a moment (unless this is No Punctuation Period moment?)

"OMG A FEW DAYS SAID STARGLEMA HOW DID SHE NOT NKNOW THIS,. SHE SAID.
  • This Is for Emphasis, Bitch: "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!" Doesn't use the word "bitch," but it still counts.
  • This Is Sparta: "YOU! CANT! BE! GAY!"
  • Title Drop: "STARKITS PROPHCY WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE!"
  • Troll Fic: Hopefully.
  • Up to Eleven:
    • The spelling is actually worse than that of My Immortal.
    • The Christmas special took the religious symbolism to an new level when it flat out called StarKit Jesus.
  • The Unfavorite: StarGleam's third kit, FireKit, has been mentioned a grand total of twice.
  • Unexplained Recovery: Jayfeather, RedPaw, LakePool, FlamePelt, Lionblaze, and TigerStar all die and show up again for no apparent reason.
  • Unfortunate Names: ToadRibbit, BumbleFlower, FoxHeart, and FoxDaisyPaw.
  • Unusual Chapter Numbers: The chapters are ordered "oen", "to", three, three, "For", five, six, "Ate", "NEIN", ten, 11, 12, 13, "Fortene", "Fiften", sixteen, 17, "Eitheen", 19, 19, 20, 21, "NextChapter", 23, 22, 25, 27, 27, 28, 30, 31, 23, 24, thirty-two, 333, 34, 34, un-numbered Christmas Special, "Fourty," 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, "47 EPILOUGE."
    • After the fic was originally removed from Fanfiction.net, the early chapters were renumbered "oen", "too", "thee", four, "Forr", "Fivee", six, "Sven", seven, "Nien", ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, "Eithen", "Ninten", then continuing as before from "Chapter 19 The Nwe Love" (which is actually the 20th chapter excluding the prologue).
  • Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma
  • World of Ham: Everyone is fond of shouting things at the top of their lungs.
  • Writer on Board
  • Writers Cannot Do Math: Not only are there eleven "Ten Commons", the way they're counted in Chapter Fortene are: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 11.
    • The chapter numbers.
  • Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: '"I nedd you to take a patrole tothe Sadowclaw boulder,"
    • '"HE WAS MY BORTHERS FATHER I WILL AVENGE THOU."'
  • You Can't Fight Fate: "You cant fihtg feat." Or so Stargleam thinks.
  • You Keep Using That Word
  • You Killed My Father Prepare to Die: After Hollyleaf kills JayFeather in one shot by simply staring at him, StarGleam pounces at Holly, misses, and takes out TigerStar instead. StarGleam is sad for about two chapters, but then forgets the whole thing entirely when JayFeather returns with no given explanation.
  1. ↑ ... until the epilogue, when it does
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