I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but we can't keep going on like this. I've learned that you've been seeing other pages behind my back, and that's something I just can't forgive. There's nothing left for us now but this disambiguation page. Dear John could refer to:

• "Dear John" Letter: The trope describing a break-up announced or handled via a written message
• Dear John (British series), a British TV series which ran from 1986 to 1987.
• Dear John (American series), the American remake of the British series starring Judd Hirsch, which ran on NBC from 1988 to 1992.
• Dear John (film), a 2010 film about a soldier who falls for a college student while he's home on leave.

Because you can't make up your mind between these pages, I've taken my things and moved out. I wish you all the best, and I will never forget all the wonderful times we had troping together.